Friday 7 September 2012

Corrie


Ma and my boyfriend has a baby and named her 'Corrie' after 'Coronation Street'. I was carrying her around  with her head resting on my shoulder when she turned into a cat. This meant that when I put her in her cot she could jump out. 



Mean Bear



I was being chased by a massive bear, who had a machine gun, in a place that looked like something out of a Mario game. I reached a dead end on the roof of a building. I decided to jump off and kill myself because I was scared but then I realised I was dreaming and knew that I wouldn't die. So I jumped off and was spinning round and enjoying myself and I managed to slow myself down so I could land safely on the ground :)

Monday 27 February 2012

Dinosaur in Brum


In 'What's on TV" it said that a TV company was going to release a dinosaur in Birmingham from 6pm - 7.20pm. They said they would have no control over its' actions and if people got eaten it wasn't the company's fault. I was in my old house with my friend Gina and the dinosaur, a massive T-Rex, was in my street so we were hiding behind the sofa hoping the dinosaur wouldn't see us and eat us. A helicopter was following the dinosaur around to film it and we heard the noise of the propeller getting fainter so we stopped hiding. Then my Brother, Sister-in-law and Mom we home and even though the dinosaur was ages away I was really scared so I was hiding and they were like "If you're gonna get eaten then you're gonna get eaten so stop being silly." I kept looking out the window and could see the T-Rex treading on buildings and stuff and it attacked a girl in a car who screamed loads. At 7.10pm I was keeping an eye on the dinosaur and it was still miles away and I was thinking 'please stay over there please stay over there' and it did until 7.20pm :) To get the dinosaur to leave, the helicopter had to dangle a dead cow in front of the dinosaurs face so it would follow it back to wherever they got it from.

Pizza


My Mom had a massive go at me for burning a pizza even though I put it in the freezer to cook and not the oven.

Saturday 25 February 2012

Evil Simpsons


I went to Hogwarts which was run by Homer and Marge Simpson who were evil wizards. They got a girl-wizard to make a stone so that when you threw it at someone they would forget who they are. She made a bagful and began attacking me and my friends. She threw it at me and, for a second, I had no idea who I was. Then I got my memory back but I kept up the pretence that I didn't know who I was to try and help my friends. Some of them had the same experience as me but others had actually forgotten who they are. Me and my remembering friends decided to meet at the Quickie Mart so that we could come up with a plan. I had to run over rooftops to get there so that Homer and Marge, who I could hear talking really loudly, didn't see me.  I was the first at the Quickie Mart so I decided to steal a whole packet of about 5 large galaxy bars. I heard someone outside the door and thought it might have been an evil wizard so I opened the door ready to fight but it was my friend Sarah, who had brought her duvet in a massive bag. She thought I was being mean stealing 5 bars of galaxy so I put one of them back. We began to look in the freezers for some dinner...

Freddy Krueger

I was running away from Freddy Krueger who was chasing me through a field that was full of stones. I ended up at ma brothers' house and me and ma sister-in-law, Sarah, were hiding in a room upstairs. Ma cousin, Michelle, wanted to come in the room but Freddy was right behind her so we told her we couldn't let her in because if we did, he would be able to get in the room too. Then half of the wall disappeared so that we could see the stairs. Sarah tried to climb over the wall onto the stairs but she got stuck. Freddy saw what we were doing and tried to climb into the room to get us. We screamed and ran out the door to get down the stairs but he had tricked us and blocked the stairs! He killed me and I turned into a toothpaste tube. I then became a ghost and haunted Freddy's house and when I looked at ma dead toothpaste-tube body I saw that Freddy had tied a note on string around it saying "Will you marry me?" which I thought was weird.

Friday 24 February 2012

Thurs 22nd Feb

I was in my old house and because it was in an area that wasn't too nice all these zombies decided to attack my street :( My friends Markey Doo was there as well as someone else who I can't remember. I had to pack my floral back pack with some over night things and kitchen knives so we could run away and fight the zombies. I jumped out of my bedroom window and landed stably on the patio and Markey Doo and the other person followed. There was a zombie in my garden and it was gonna attack my Mom so we all fought it and i had to stab it in the head, although it wasn't gory because there was no blood and it was just like cutting into butter. The zombie didn't die but wasn't evil any more so he wandered round picking flowers and stuff.